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Have You Gone To The Dogs?

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You know you have when...
  • You can only remember people by associating them with their dog
  • Your voice is recognized by your vet’s receptionist
  • While proudly showing off your family album, your guest asks, “Isn’t there anyone else in your family besides the dog?”
  • Your first concern when planning a vacation is whether or not the hotel will take pets.
  • Your dog decides he doesn’t like someone and you tend to agree
  • You buy a mini-van to give them all enough travel room
  • Your carpeting matches the color of your dog - purposely
  • You readily allow your dogs to give you slobbery kisses, but you don’t dare wipe a toddler’s nose
  • Your bedspread doesn’t have to coordinate with the bedroom, as it’s always covered with a sheet for the dogs, anyway. Ditto for the couches.
  • The part of your will dealing with your dogs is longer than any other part.
  • Your “Welcome” sign has a dog on it.
  • You break down and buy another pillow so you can have one to sleep on
  • All your non-dog friends know to dress down when visiting your house
  • You rip up the carpet and lay tile to make clean up so much easier
  • Your cookie jar has never seen the likes of people cookies
  • Everyone at the office is eager to know if the dogs are all right because you were late for the meeting
  • You describe your children as having temperaments rather than personalities